Quotes From "The Last Olympian" By Rick Riordan

The world was collapsing, and the only thing that really...
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The world was collapsing, and the only thing that really mattered to me was that she was alive. Rick Riordan
It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life...
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It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one. Rick Riordan
I felt like one of Apollo's sacred cows- slow, dumb,...
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I felt like one of Apollo's sacred cows- slow, dumb, and bright red. Rick Riordan
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The Council agrees, " Zeus said. "Percy Jackson, you will have one gift from the gods." I hesitated. "Any gift?" Zeus nodded grimly. "I know what you will ask. The greatest gift of all. Yes, if you want it, it shall be yours. The gods have not bestowed this gift on a mortal hero in many centuries, but, Perseus Jackson-if you wish it-you shall be made a god. Immortal. Undying. You shall serve as your father's lieutenant for all time." I stared at him, stunned. "Um..a god?" Zeus rolled his eyes. "A dimwitted god, apparently. But yes. With the consensus of the entire Council, I can make you immortal. Then I will have to put up with you forever."" Hmm, " Ares mused. "That means I can smash him to a pulp as often as I want, and he'll just keep coming back for more. I like this idea. Rick Riordan
Erre es korakas, Blinky!
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Erre es korakas, Blinky! " Dionysus cursed. "I will have your soul! Rick Riordan
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Okay, " I said. "Just a normal afternoon and two normal people." She nodded. "And so...hypothetically, if these to people likes each other, what would it take to get the stupid guy to kiss the girl, huh?"" Oh..." I felt like one of Apollo's sacred cows-slow, dumb, and bright red. "Um... Rick Riordan
Five syllables,
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Five syllables, " Apollo said, counting them on his fingers. "That would be real bad. Rick Riordan
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Kronos would be 10 times more powerful. His very presence would incinerate you. And once he achieves this he will empower the other Titans. They are weak, compared to what they soon will become, unless you can stop them, the world will fall, the gods will die, and I will never achieve a perfect score on this stupid machine. Rick Riordan
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A telkhine was hunched over a console, but he was so involved with his work, he didn't notice us. He was about five feet tall, with slick black seal fur and stubby little feet. He had the head of a Doberman, but his clawed hands were almost human. He growled and muttered as he tapped on his keyboard. Maybe he was messaging his friends on uglyface.com. Rick Riordan
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Before I could lose my courage, I said, "Don't I get a kiss for luck? It's kind of a tradition, right?" I figured she would punch me. Instead, she drew her knife and stared at the army marching toward us. "Come back alive, Seaweed Brain. Then, we'll see. Rick Riordan
The Princess Andromeda?
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The Princess Andromeda?""Went ka-boom. Rick Riordan
And when demigods use cell phones, the signals agitate every...
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And when demigods use cell phones, the signals agitate every monster within a hundred miles. It's like sending up a flare: Here I am! Please rearrange my face! Rick Riordan
Once she was gone, I knelt next to Annabeth and...
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Once she was gone, I knelt next to Annabeth and felt her forehead. She was still burning up." You're cute when you're worried, " she muttered. "Your eyebrows get all scrunched toge Rick Riordan
What I'm saying... I hate it when people let me...
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What I'm saying... I hate it when people let me down, when things are temporary. Rick Riordan
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Patterns repeat themselves in history Rick Riordan
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Percy, " my father said, "what exactly do you mean?" "Kronos couldn't have risen if it hadn't been for a lot of demigods who felt abandoned by their parents, " I said. "They felt angry, resentful, and unloved, and they had a good reason. Rick Riordan
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You can't just abandon your family because they did something horrible. You've done horrible things to them too. Rick Riordan
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Holding a grudge is a fatal flaw. Rick Riordan
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You'll do well, Percy. Just remember your strengths and beware your weaknesses. Rick Riordan
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You are not going to loot a candy shop in the middle of a war! Rick Riordan
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Look around you, Ethan." I said. "The end of the world. Is this the reward you want? Do you really want everything destroyed - the good with the bad? Everything?" "There is no throne to Nemesis, " Ethan muttered. "No throne to my mother." "You said your mom is the goddess of balance, " I reminded him. "The minor gods deserve better, Ethan, but total destruction isn't balance. Kronos doesn't build. He only destroys." Ethan looked at the sizzling throne of Hephaestus. Grover's music kept playing, and Ethan swayed to it, as if the song was filling him with nostalgia - a wish to see a beautiful day, to be anywhere but here. His good eye blinked. Then he charged..but not at me. While Kronos was still on his knees, Ethan brought his sword down on the Titan lord's neck. It should have killed him instantly, but the blade shattered. Ethan fell back, grasping his stomach. A shard of his own blade had ricocheted and pierced his armor. Kronos rose unsteadily, towering over his servant. "Treason, " he snarled. Grover's music kept playing, and grass grew around Ethan's body. Ethan stared at me, his face tight with pain. "Deserve better, " he gasped. "If they just..had thrones-" Kronos stomped his foot, and the floor ruptured around Ethan Nakamura. The son of Nemesis fell through a fissure that went straight through the heart of the mountain - straight into open air. "So much for him." Kronos picked up his sword. "And now for the rest of you. Rick Riordan
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Look around you, Ethan." I said. "The end of the world. Is this the reward you want? Do you really want everything destroyed - the good with the bad? Everything?" "There is no throne to Nemesis, " Ethan muttered. "No throne to my mother." "You said your mom is the goddess of balance, " I reminded him. "The minor gods deserve better, Ethan, but total destruction isn't balance. Kronos doesn't build. He only destroys." Ethan looked at the sizzling throne of Hephaestus. Grover's music kept playing, and Ethan swayed to it, as if the song was filling him with nostalgia - a wish to see a beautiful day, to be anywhere but here. His good eye blinked. Hen he charged..but not at me. While Kronos was still on his knees, Ethan brought his sword down on the Titan lord's neck. It should have killed him instantly, but the blade shattered. Ethan fell back, grasping his stomach. A shard of his own blade had ricocheted and pierced his armor. Kronos rose unsteadily, towering over his servant. "Treason, " he snarled. Grover's music kept playing, and grass grew around Ethan's body. Ethan stared at me, his face tight with pain. "Deserve better, " he gasped. "If they just..had thrones-" Kronos stomped his foot, and the floor ruptured around Ethan Nakamura. The son of Nemesis fell through a fissure that went straight through the heart of the mountain - straight into open air. "So much for him." Kronos picked up his sword. "And now for the rest of you. Rick Riordan
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Deserve better...if only...they just had...thrones... Rick Riordan
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With great power comes a great need to take a nap. Rick Riordan
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As a general rule, I preferred not to have my soul reaped. Rick Riordan
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She whirled when the monster was almost on top of her. I thought the thing in her hands was an umbrella until she cranked the pump and the shotgun blast blew the giant twenty feet backwards, right into Nico's sword. "Nice one, " Paul said. "When did you learn to fire a shotgun?" I demanded. My mom blew the hair out of her face. "About two seconds ago. Percy, we'll be fine. Go! Rick Riordan
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The main courtyard was filled with warriors - mermen with fish tails from the waist down and human bodies from the waist up, except their skin was blue, which I'd never known before. Some were tending the wounded. Some were sharpening spears and swords. One passed us, swimming in a hurry. His eyes were bright green, like that stuff they put in glo-sticks, and his teeth were shark teeth. They don't show you stuff like that in "The Little Mermaid. Rick Riordan
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Very well! It shall be as you say. But my son, pray this works. I am praying. I'm talking to you, right? Oh...yes. Good point. Amphitrite - incoming! Rick Riordan
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Nico di Angelo came into Olympus to a hero's welcome, his father right behind him, despite the fact that Hades was only supposed to visit Olympus in winter solstice. The God of the dead looked stunned when his relatives clapped him on the back. I doubt he'd ever got such an enthusiastic welcome before. Rick Riordan
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And it was pretty much the best underwater kiss of all time. Rick Riordan
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Did you bring me a rat?"" He has no time for rats, George.""No time for rats? That's just sad. Rick Riordan
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She raised an eyebrow. "You got something to say to me, Seaweed Brain?"You'd probably kick my Rick Riordan
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The throne rumbled. A wave of gale-force anger slammed int Rick Riordan
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As for my brothers, " Zeus said, "we are thankful"-he cleared his throat like the words were hard to get out-"erm, thankful for the aid of Hades."The lord of the dead nodded. He had a smug look on his face, but I figure he'd earned the right. He patted his son Nico on the shoulders, and Nico looked happier than I'd ever seen him." And, of course, " Zeus continued, though he looked like his pants were smoldering, "we must..um..thank Poseidon.""I'm sorry, brother, " Poseidon said. "What was that?"" We must thank Poseidon, " Zeus growled. "Without whom . it would've been difficult-"" Difficult?" Poseidon asked innocently." Impossible, " Zeus said. "Impossible to defeat Typhon. Rick Riordan
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We need music, " Nico said. "How's your singing?"" Um, no. Can't you just, like, tell it to open? You're the son of Hades and all."" It's not so easy. We need music." I was pretty sure if I tried to sing, all I would cause was an avalanche. Rick Riordan
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The cord, a familiar voice said. Remember your lifeline, dummy! Suddenly there was a tug in my lower back. The current pulled at me, but it wasn't carrying me away anymore. I imagined the string in my back keeping me tied to the shore." Hold on, Seaweed Brain." It was Annabeth's voice, much clearer now. "You're not getting away from me that easily." The cord strengthened. I could see Annabeth now- standing barefoot above me on the canoe lake pier. I'd fallen out of my canoe. That was it. She was reaching out her hand to haul me up, and she was trying not to laugh. She wore her orange camp T-shirt and jeans. Her hair was tucked up in her Yankees cap, which was strange because that should have made her invisible." You are such an idiot sometimes." She smiled. "Come on. Take my hand." Memories came flooding back to me- sharper and more colorful. I stopped dissolving. My name was Percy Jackson. I reached up and took Annabeth's hand. . Rick Riordan
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She looked at me, like she was drinking in the fact that I was still here. And I realized I was doing the same thing. The world was collapsing, and the only thing that really mattered to me was that she was alive. Rick Riordan
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Nico strode forward. The enemy army fell back before him like he radiated death, which of course he did. Through the face guard of his skull-shaped helmet, he smiled. "Got your message. Is it too late to join the party?"" Son of Hades." Kronos spit on the ground. "Do you love death so much you wish to experience it?"" Your death, " Nico said, "would be great for me."" I'm immortal, you fool! I have escaped Tartarus. You have no business here, and no chance to live." Nico drew his sword-three feet of wicked sharp Stygian iron, black as a nightmare. "I don't agree. Rick Riordan
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I looked down at my clothes. They were slashed to pieces and full of bullet holes, but I was fine. Not a mark on me. Nico's mouth hung open. "You just. .. with a sword. .. you just–"" I think the river thing worked, " I said." Oh gee, " he said sarcastically. "You think? Rick Riordan
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I will deny I ever said this, of course, but the gods need heroes. They always have. Otherwise we would not keep you annoying little brats around." I feel so wanted. Thanks. Rick Riordan
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Husband, we talked about this, " Persephone chided. "You can't go around incinerating every hero. Besides, he's brave. I like that." Hades rolled his eyes. "You liked that Orpheus fellow too. Look how well that turned out. Rick Riordan
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Um, dad?" I called "How's it going?"" Percy! " Annabeth whispered. "We're in a hurry! Rick Riordan
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Annabeth frowned. "That doesn't make sense. But why were you visiting --" Her eyes widened. "Hermes said you bear the curse of Achilles. Hestia said the same thing. Did you .. . did you bathe in the River Styx?""Don't change the subject."" Percy! Did you or not?"" Um .. .maybe a little. Rick Riordan
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Kronos couldn't have risen if it hadn't been for a lot of demigods who felt abandoned by their parents, " I said. "They felt angry, resentful, and unloved, and they had a good reason." Zeus's royal nostrils flared. "You dare accuse-"" No more undetermined children, " I said. "I want you to promise to claim your children-all your demigod children-by the time they turn thirteen. They won't be left out in the world on their own at the mercy of monsters. I want them claimed and brought to camp so they can be trained right, and survive." "Now, wait just a moment, " Apollo said, but I was on a roll." And the minor gods, " I said. "Nemesis, Hecate, Morpheus, Janus, Hebe--they all deserve a general amnesty and a place at Camp Half-Blood. Their children shouldn't be ignored. Calypso and the other peaceful Titan-kind should be pardoned too. And H. Rick Riordan
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Hades smiled coldly. "Hello, Father. You're looking...young."" Hades, " Kronos growled. "I hope you and the ladies have come to pledge your allegi Rick Riordan
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You Titans are about as bright as my gym socks. Rick Riordan
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Not all powers are spectacular." Hestia looked at me. "Sometimes the hardest power to master is the power of yielding. Rick Riordan
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Running with a drowsy child of Hades was more like doing a 3 -legged race with a life size rag doll. Rick Riordan
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Different elevator music was playing since my last visit-that old disco song "Stayin' Alive." A terrifying image flashed through my mind of Apollo in bell-bottom pants and a slinky silk shirt. Rick Riordan
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Grover Underwood of the satyrs! " Dionysus called. Grover came forward nervously." Oh, stop chewing your shirt, " Dionysus chided. "Honestly, I'm not going to blast you. For your bravery and sacrifice, blah, blah, blah, and since we have an unfortunate vacancy, the gods have seen fit to name you a member of the Council of Cloven Elders."Grover collapsed on the spot." Oh, wonderful, " Dionysus sighed, as several naiads came forward to help Grover. "Well, when he wakes up, someone tell him that he will no longer be an outcast, and that all satyrs, naiads, and other spirits of nature will henceforth treat him as a lord of the Wild, with all rights, privileges, and honors, blah, blah, blah. Now please, drag him off before he wakes up and starts groveling."" F O O O O O D, " Grover moaned, as the nature spirits carried him away. I figured he'd be okay. He would wake up as a lord of the Wild with a bunch of beautiful naiads taking care of him. Life could be worse. Rick Riordan