Quotes From "The Good The Bad And The Smug" By Tom Holt

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He believes it’s time to redesign Evil from the ground up; to face the challenges and opportunities of a diverse, rapidly changing society.“ He’s thinking of calling it, ” said Miss Gold, “New Evil. Tom Holt
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Mr Winckler clapped his hands together. “Evil, as personified by me. Meet the new Dark Lord. But you can call me Albert. Tom Holt
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There comes a time when a man must stand up and do what he knows is Wrong. Tom Holt
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After all, why be right when you can be happy. Tom Holt
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He turned and gave the Dark Elf a nasty look. “They can do that, ” he said, “mess with your head, using arcane mind control techniques. Well-known fact.” The Dark Elf sniggered. “I wish, ” he said. “Sadly, no. You’re thinking of journalism, which is slightly different. Tom Holt