Quotes From "The Good Life Elsewhere" By Vladimir Lorchenkov

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It is noteworthy, the researcher further argued, that the inscription on the sword was engraved in the Romanian language, and, consequently, we see that Latin was actually Romanian, and not the invented language that for many centuries has passed for ancient Latin. Vladimir Lorchenkov
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If a fox strangles a goose just to eat the brains, you wouldn’t say the fox killed the brains. You’d say the fox offed the goose. Vladimir Lorchenkov
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When things in the country are in the pits, start a war with somebody. Vladimir Lorchenkov
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Do whatever you want, as long as you say you want to be a part of Europe. And then you’ll get away with anything. Look, the Albanians do God knows what. They sell weapons and women, they take hostages. And the world forgives then, as long as they’re pro- Europe and pro- N A T O. They’ll forgive us, too. That’s the trend in today’s world. Vladimir Lorchenkov
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Then why do they come?” Buonarroti shrugged his shoulders.“ Because things are in such a bad way in their homeland, they’re ready to flee into a black hole in space, to a concentration camp, to the Sargasso Sea of international criminal brigands.”“ Between the devil and the deep blue sea, ” said the new consul, demonstrating his knowledge of international idioms. Vladimir Lorchenkov