Quotes From "The Dud Avocado" By Elaine Dundy

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For someone who likes to get around as much as I do, I really travel quite badly. Planes frighten me, boats bore me, trains make me dirty, cars make me car-sick. And practically nothing can equal the critical dismay with which I first greet the sight of new places. Elaine Dundy
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To accuse the American male of not bathing in Paris is merely to flatter him. Elaine Dundy