Quotes From "The Care And Feeding Of Stray Vampires" By Molly Harper

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...I supplied in a tone so saccharine that it should have tipped him off that his testicular health was in serious peril. Molly Harper
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Ophelia was beating some poor underling for not knowing her arse from the sparse collection of cells between her ears. Molly Harper
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Don’t tell them he’s upstairs , I commanded my brain. Tell them he moved to Pacoima to start a commune for vegetarian vampires. Tell them he’s looking into getting a sex-change operation and renaming himself Lulu Pleshette. Molly Harper
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Sophie was a walking truth serum. If she was touching bare skin, she could yank the truth out of you like a loose tooth. I’d spent several unpleasant hours in her company during the Council’s screening process for humans who planned to work with vampires. That’s when I learned that you don’t refer to Buffy, the Winchesters, or even the Frog Brothers from The Lost Boys in front of Council officials. They do not have a sense of humor about that sort of entertainment. Molly Harper