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If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.Bill Watterson
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Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.Bill Watterson
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But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!Bill Watterson
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I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.Bill Watterson
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Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray. You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You're ignorant, but at least you act on it.Bill Watterson