Quotes From "The Adventures Of Sir Edric" By Thaddeus White

You can’t fight if you’re drunk, ” she n Thaddeus White

The elf was armed with a bow, a sword, and an overwhelming sense of his own importance. Thaddeus White

He ate with all the restraint of a nymphomaniac at an orgy. Thaddeus White

A golden dragon. Splendid. My life expectancy has just become shorter than a gnome’s todger. Thaddeus White

If I wanted a life of chastity I’d live with my wife. Thaddeus White