Quotes From "Tangled" By Emma Chase

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She talks like you. It’s not every day you hear a four-year-old say Prince Charming is a douchebag who’s only holding Cinderella back.” "That’s my girl. Emma Chase
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You know on TV when there’s one of those awkward, shocking moments and all you hear are the crickets in the background? Well chirp fucking chirp...this is one of those moments. Emma Chase
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Don’t put off till tomorrow anyone you could be doing today. Emma Chase
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I’m well aware that this–that I–am the first man to ever do this to her. And yes, as a guy, thatfact makes it even better. You know who Neil Armstrong is, don’t you? Now tell me who the second guy was. Hell, tell me any other guy you know who made it to themoon after him. You can’t, can you? That’s why this is such a rush. She’ll never forget this. She’ll always remember…me. Maybe that’s chauvinistic and egotistical, but it’s the truth.- Drew Evans . Emma Chase
Vaginas beat penises every time. They're like kryptonite. Penises are...
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Vaginas beat penises every time. They're like kryptonite. Penises are defenseless against them. Emma Chase
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You can’t get a reaction from someone who doesn’t give a shit. Emma Chase
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Actions win wars. Actions heal wounds. Not words. Words are cheap. Mine, particularly. -Drew Evans. Emma Chase
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Just how good are you?” He kissed her. “I’ll let you be the judge of that. Kate Douglas
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Baby, if you let me take you out of here, I’ll give the word pleasure a whole new meaning." - Drew Evans Emma Chase
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These are her accomplishments. Challenges she's lived through. Shithead was just along for the ride. In the background. Like wallpaper. You can change the color of the walls anytime, and it might look different, but the room's still the same. Emma Chase
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And another thing - don't get too comfortable. Take chances. Don't be afraid to lay it on the line. Even if you're happy. Even if you think life is freaking perfect. Emma Chase
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Why do women always do this? Why are they so eager to blame themselves when someone treats them like sh*t? A guy would take a cheese grater to his tongue before admitting he screwed up. Emma Chase