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Books to read. Bitches to push out of the door.Barbara Elsborg
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Hey, you’re not supposed to find our magnificent organs amusing.Barbara Elsborg
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The higher up I hold it, the less painful the hot wax.”…“ Try hanging off the ceiling and dropping it from there.Barbara Elsborg
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That should give him time for another wank. It was a good job masturbating didn’t make you go blind.Barbara Elsborg