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I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago."" Waitress! " Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers madly. "Bring two! " then, more quietly, " You want a neck massage? A bedtime story? A bullet in the ear?MaryJanice Davidson
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He's all right. His hair is cute." Jonas froze, his lobster fork halfway to his mouth. " Oh my God, you're in love."" I'm not in love.""'his hair is cute'? You never say anything nice about anyone. Coming from you, cute hair is a mating call."" I talked to the guy for thirty seconds. And then he waved at me while i was in the tank."" Holy fuck, you're getting married, aren't you! "" Will you simmer. I certainly am not.MaryJanice Davidson
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Fredrika Bimm, what do you think you're doing?"" Freaking out. Losing my mind. Thinking about snapping your husband's spine. Squashing the urge to vomit. Wishing I had died at childbirth."" Oh, you say that when you don't get a prize in your Lucky Charms.MaryJanice Davidson