1
You’ve seen the movies. Bad guy always comes back.Sophie Oak
2
What’s up with all these guys not realizing they’re bisexual? Here’s the clue, buddy, when you’re around another dude and you get a hard-on, you might be bi.Sophie Oak
3
That life is far too short to waste on grudges. Love does not come along often. When it does, you can’t throw it away because it isn’t perfect.Sophie Oak
4
This was taken when my brother was last on leave. My mom’s new boyfriend took it. Now there’s an insane person. Well, he’s from the next town over. Everyone in that freaking town is butt-fuck crazy. I’m totally moving there one day.Sophie Oak
5
Excuse me. What did you say to me? For your information Danielle, the stick up my ass has served me well over the years. I will not be removing it, but I might have something to shove up yours when you return from class.Sophie Oak
6
Thanks, babe. It takes true talent to get your ass whipped.Sophie Oak
7
Did not. My stubbornness doesn’t even own a gun. My stubbornness is a pacifist.Sophie Oak
8
Hey, it’s totally masculine. It’s cowboy butt sex.Sophie Oak
9
I’m a nice person. I give money to starving babies and properly tip my hairdresser. Why am I the one everyone tries to kill?Sophie Oak
10
Look, when I’m here, I don’t have to think. I don’t have to worry. I don’t even have to be me if I don’t want to. That came out wrong. I don’t have to be the me I have to be all day.Sophie Oak
11
Daddy, Momma! I made a friend. His name is Ike, and he ain’t got no tail because they chopped it off, but Aidan didn’t cop it off. Tourists chopped it off. But then Aiden went and fought the tourist. I hope we don’t get no tourists here. We would have to hide all the dogs.Sophie Oak
12
Not that you’ll have any fun. I know my safe word, and I intend to use it.Sophie Oak