Quotes From "Shampoo Planet" By Douglas Coupland

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you...
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Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony. Douglas Coupland
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At least there's nothing scary about him and hopefully he doesn't see anything scary in me. We go way back, to summer camp. We KNOW each other. People I don't know just make me want to say YIKES! I'll take history over mystery any day of the week. Douglas Coupland
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In periods of rapid personal change, we pass through life as though we are spellcast. We speak in sentences that end before finishing. We sleep heavily because we need to ask so many questions as we dream alone. We bump into others and feel bashful at recognizing souls so similar to ourselves. Douglas Coupland
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I wouldn't mind if the consumer culture went poof! overnight because then we'd all be in the same boat and life wouldn't be so bad, mucking about with the chickens and feudalism and the like. But you know what would be absolutely horrible. The worst?. . If, as we were all down on earth wearing rags and husbanding pigs inside abandoned Baskin-Robbins franchises, I were to look up in the sky and see a jet -- with just one person inside even -- I'd go berserk. I'd go crazy. Either everyone slides back into the Dark Ages or no one does. Douglas Coupland
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The sixties are like a theme park to them. They wear the costume, buy their tickets, and they have the experience. Douglas Coupland