1
He was wearing a gleaming cream-coloured linen suit, and a Panama hat. The weirdest thing about this was that he was not the most outlandish-looking person in the room by a long way. Not that Little Miss Dresses-Like-Bogart over here has a right to complainAlexis Hall
2
It's ironic, since they're supposed to be immortal, but vampires are kind of like small businesses: half of them go down within their first yearAlexis Hall
3
Nim handed me a mug of tea. I took a sip and it was just how I like it, strong and sweet. If you added psychotic and emotionally unavailable to that, it would also cover my taste in women.Alexis Hall