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My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada.Ellen DeGeneres
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Beauty is about being comfortable in your own skin. It's about knowing and accepting who you are.Ellen DeGeneres
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When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when you fail, and both are equally important.Ellen DeGeneres
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It always helps to think about other people instead of ourselves.Ellen DeGeneres
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Above all things physical, it is more important to be beautiful on the inside - to have a big hear and an open mind and a spectacular spleen.Ellen DeGeneres
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What’s not so great is that all this technology is destroying our social skills. Not only have we given up on writing letters to each other, we barely even talk to each other. People have become so accustomed to texting that they’re actually startled when the phone rings. It’s like we suddenly all have Batphones. If it rings, there must be danger. Now we answer, “What happened? Is someone tied up in the old sawmill?”“ No, it’s Becky. I just called to say hi.”“ Well you scared me half to death. You can’t just pick up the phone and try to talk to me like that. Don’t the tips of your fingers work? .Ellen DeGeneres
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Now, I'm no scientist, but I know what endorphins are. They're tiny little magical elves that swim through your blood stream and tell funny jokes to each other. When they reach your brain, you hear what they're saying and that boosts your health and happiness. "Knock Knock.. Who's There?. Little endorphin.. Little endorphin who?.. Little Endorphin Annie." And then the endorphins laugh and then you laugh. See? Its Science.Ellen DeGeneres
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Leaning forward in your chair when someone is trying to squeeze behind you isn't enough. You also have to move the chair.Ellen DeGeneres
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True beauty is not related to what color your hair is or what color your eyes are. True beauty is about who you are as a human being, your principles, your moral compass.Ellen DeGeneres
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I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistakes every single day.Ellen DeGeneres
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The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy for yourself and yourself.Ellen DeGeneres
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Life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy by yourself and for yourself. Happiness comes from within. You have the power to change your own mindset so that all the negative, horrible thoughts that try to invade your psyche are replaced with happy, positive, wonderful thoughts.Ellen DeGeneres
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It's failure that gives you the proper perspective on success.Ellen DeGeneres
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Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.Ellen DeGeneres
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Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.Ellen DeGeneres
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I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping?Ellen DeGeneres
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Answers to Frequently Asked Questions:Yes.Yes.No.One time in high school. Three times in my twenties. Rocks no salt. Yes. Four. Never. And how dare you! I will take no further questions.Ellen DeGeneres
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If your Birthday is on Christmas day and you're not Jesus, you should start telling people your birthday is on June 9 or something. Just read up on the traits of a Gemini. Suddenly you're a multitasker who loves the color yellow. Because not only do you get stuck with them combo gift, you get the combo song. "We wish you a merry Christmas - and happy birthday, Terry - we wish you a merry Christmas - happy birthday, Terry - we wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Ye - Birthday, Terry! .Ellen DeGeneres
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It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.Ellen DeGeneres
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I personally like being unique. I like being my own person with my own style and my own opinions and my own toothbrush.Ellen DeGeneres
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Some people believe that to find happiness, you should live each day of your life as if it's your last because that way you will appreciate every single moment you have. Other people believe that you should live each day as if it's your first because then every day can be the beginning of a new journey.Ellen DeGeneres
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It must be around forty, when you're "over the hill." I don't even know what that means and why it's a bad thing. When I go hiking and I get over the hill, that means I'm past the hard part and there's a snack in my future. That's a good thing as far as I'm concerned.Ellen DeGeneres
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When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when you fail, and both are equally important. It's hard to understand failure when you're going through it, but in the grand scheme of things it's good to fall down–not because you're drunk and not near stairs.Ellen DeGeneres
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It makes a big difference in your life when you stay positive.Ellen DeGeneres
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Emote. It's okay. It shows you are thinking and feeling.Ellen DeGeneres
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The word "yoga" literally means "uniting", because when you're doing it you are uniting your mind and your body. You can tell this almost immediately because your mind will be thinking, "Ouch, that hurts, " and your body will say, "I know." And your mind will think, "You have to get out of this position." And your body will say, "I agree with you, but I can't right now. I think I'm stuck.Ellen DeGeneres
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...we should be grateful for them because without our family–the ancestors we descend from, the cousins we see once a year, the loves our lives we see every day–life is pretty boring.Ellen DeGeneres