Quotes From "Second Grave On The Left" By Darynda Jones

I do not,
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I do not, " I felt oddly appalled by her statement. "I'm an excellent liar. Ask my dentist. He swears I floss regularly. Darynda Jones
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Sorry. i just can't seem to help myself. My brain is freaking out. Two predawn mornings in a row. It doesn't know what to think, how to act. I'll have a talk with it later. Perhaps get it some counseling. Darynda Jones
His gaze slid over me like a veil of fire....
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His gaze slid over me like a veil of fire. He could ignite my deepest desires with a single glance. I decided right then and there no more reading romance novels by candelight. Darynda Jones
For the first time in my life, I was in...
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For the first time in my life, I was in a shoot-out. A real, honest-to-goodness shoot-out with a bad guy. And, apparently, we both sucked. Darynda Jones
You hit me again,
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You hit me again, " I said, growing oddly annoyed." Ya think?" Evil Riggs said. Smart-ass."Part of my brain hurts. I demand to know what that part of my brain is called and what its job is. Darynda Jones
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I sort of got off on making bad guys sweat. Which was not unlike my love of making good guys sweat, just by very different means. Darynda Jones
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I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt Darynda Jones
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But have you ever seen one?.... They shook their heads. "Not Physically, no. But if you look at this passage - "Man, she liked that Bible. I'd read it and could definitely understand it's appeal, but I didn't have time for this. Darynda Jones