Quotes From "Royal Blood" By Rhys Bowen

Is the princess still in the fitting room?"" Oh no, darling. She appeared about half an hour ago. Poured herself a black coffee, and looked longingly at the cakes. That child is starving herself if you ask me. Now she's definitely too thin. European men do like a woman to have a little meat on her bones."" And Prince Nicolas, have you seen him recently?"" I haven't seen him since lunch. I gather he and Antone went out to shoot. And I expect Max went with them. They're only happy when they're shooting something. Apart from sex of course." "Mother! " I gave her a warning frown. My mother glanced around at the other women, who were tucking into their tort with abandon. "They won't understand. Their English is hopeless, darling. Besides, it is about time you are acquainted with the facts of life. I've hopelessly neglected my duty in that area. Men only have two thoughts in their heads. And those are killing or copulating."" I'm sure there are plenty of men with finer feelings who are interested in art and culture."" Yes, darling. Of course there are. They are called ferries. And they are quite adorable. So witty and fun to be with. But in my long and varied life I've found that the ones who are witty to be with are no use in bed. And vice versa. Rhys Bowen

Welcome to the Family." - Mrs.Sterling Ellen Schreiber

I'm not through with you yet. Are you prepared to accept your punishment?" I nodded reluctantly. I wasn't sure what a vampire's punishment might be. But I was ready to find out." I sentence you to a thousand kisses, " he said. "Can I begin now? Ellen Schreiber

I think I might have to place you under arrest for trespassing. But I always go easy on pretty girls who confess. Ellen Schreiber