1
My inner bitch could handle this peon without even breaking a sweat.Kathy Bryson
2
There’s no way to stand up gracefully when your pants are down around your ankles.Kathy Bryson
3
You tell me the dead are coming through a crack in my barn, but I shouldn’t worry?Kathy Bryson
4
I missed the good old days when phones were sturdy enough to be pounded for emphasis.Kathy Bryson
5
This was going to be worse than the time I table danced in the diner in high school!Kathy Bryson
6
Banks frown when employees torch the home of their principal account holder.Kathy Bryson
7
This house has enough nooks and crannies for English muffins.Kathy Bryson
8
Turns out there’s a reason smoking is not allowed on construction sites.Kathy Bryson
9
You pretty much have to take the job since you hit him with the car.Kathy Bryson
10
Maybe you’re worried that I won’t seduce you?Kathy Bryson
11
Elvis is in the kitchen and he’s making eggs Benedict!Kathy Bryson
12
I’ve worked with freshmen that were easier than this.Kathy Bryson
13
I am not going to ask that old man if his family home is haunted!Kathy Bryson
14
He thinks you were trapped in a tree in the 1920s. How is that not crazy?Kathy Bryson