Quotes From "Paper Towns" By John Green

Nothing ever happens like you imagine it will
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Nothing ever happens like you imagine it will John Green
I don't know how I look, but I know how...
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I don't know how I look, but I know how I feel: Young. Goofy. Infinite. John Green
I always felt like you had to be important to...
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I always felt like you had to be important to have enemies. John Green
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Life has become the future. Every moment of your life is lived for the future. John Green
What about the rest of your life?
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What about the rest of your life?" She shrugged. "What about it?"" Aren't you worried about, like, forever?"" Forever is composed of nows, " she says. John Green
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It is so hard to leave–until you leave. And then it is the easiest goddamned thing in the world. John Green
As long as we don't die, this is gonna be...
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As long as we don't die, this is gonna be one hell of a story. John Green
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Dude, I don’t want to talk about Lacey’s prom shoes. And I’ll tell you why: I have this thing that makes me really uninterested in prom shoes. It’s called a penis. John Green
As far as I can tell, there are two basic...
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As far as I can tell, there are two basic (kissing) rules: 1. Don't bite anything without permission. 2. The human tongue is like wasabi: it's very powerful, and should be used sparingly. John Green
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Getting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical idea itself is actually used to cut diamonds, " I added. Radar tapped a locker twice with his fist to show his approval, and then came back with another. "Ben, getting you a date to prom is so hard that the American government believes the problem cannot be solved with diplomacy, but will instead require force. John Green
But I was not in the band, because I suffer...
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But I was not in the band, because I suffer from the kind of tone deafness that is generally associated with actual deafness John Green
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You just gotta tell her, man, ’ I said. ‘You just gotta say, “Angela, I really like you, but there’s something you need to know: when we go to my house and hook up, we’ll be watched by the twenty-four hundred eyes of twelve hundred black Santas. John Green
Chuck Parson did not participate in organized sports, because to...
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Chuck Parson did not participate in organized sports, because to do so would distract from his larger goal of his life: to one day be convicted of murder John Green
Imagine others complexly.
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Imagine others complexly. John Green
Ben, if you get pee in my brand-new car, I...
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Ben, if you get pee in my brand-new car, I am going to cut your balls off." Still peeing, Ben looks over at me smirking. "You´re gonna need a hell of a big knife, bro. John Green
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All along – not only since she left, but for a decade before – I had been imagining her without listening, without knowing that she made as a poor a window as I did. And so I could not imagine her as a person who could feel fear, who could feel isolated in a roomful of people, who could be shy about her record collection because it was too personal to share. Someone who might have read travel books to escape having to live in the town that so many people escape to. Someone who – because no one thought she was a person – had no one to really talk to. . John Green
Poetry is just so emo.
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Poetry is just so emo." he said. "Oh, the pain. The pain. It always rains. In my soul. John Green
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Maybe its like you said before, all of us being cracked open. Like each of us starts out as a watertight vessel. And then things happen - these people leave us, or don’t love us, or don’t get us, or we don’t get them, and we lose and fail and hurt one another. And the vessel starts to crack in places. And I mean, yeah once the vessel cracks open, the end becomes inevitable. Once it starts to rain inside the Osprey, it will never be remodeled. But there is all this time between when the cracks start to open up and when we finally fall apart. And its only that time that we see one another, because we see out of ourselves through our cracks and into others through theirs. When did we see each other face to face? Not until you saw into my cracks and I saw into yours. Before that we were just looking at ideas of each other, like looking at your window shade, but never seeing inside. But once the vessel cracks, the light can get in. The light can get out. John Green
You know your problem, Quentin? You keep expecting people not...
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You know your problem, Quentin? You keep expecting people not to be themselves. John Green
That’s always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people would...
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That’s always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people would want to be around someone because they’re pretty. It’s like picking your breakfast cereals based on color instead of taste. John Green
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I'd had nearly four years of experience looking at these clocks, but their sluggishness never ceased to surprise. If I am ever told that I have one day to live, I will head straight to the hallowed halls of Winter Park High School, where a day has been known to last a thousand years. John Green
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I spent the next three hours in classrooms, trying not to look at the clocks over various blackboards, and then looking at the clocks, and then being amazed that only a few minutes had passed since I last looked at the clocks, but their sluggishness never ceased to surprise. If I am ever told that I have one day to live, I will head straight for the hallowed halls of Winter Park High School, where a day has been known to last a thousand years. John Green
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Pg. 231-232: They'd given me a minivan. They could have picked any car and they picked a minivan. A minivan. O God of the Vehicular Justice, why dost thou mock me? Minivan, you albatross around my neck! You mark of Cain! You wretched beast high ceilings and few horsepower! John Green
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You were with Margo Roth Spiegelman last night? At THREE A.M.? I nodded. Alone? I nodded. Oh my God, if you hooked up with her, you have to tell me every single thing that happened. You have to write me a term paper on the look and feel of Margo Roth Spiegelman's breasts. Thrity pages, minimum! I want you to do a photo-realistic pencil drawing. A sculpture would also be acceptable. I was wondering if it would be possible for you to write a sestina about Margo Roth Spiegelman's breasts? Your six words are: pink, round, firmness, succulent, supple, and pillowy. Personally, I think at least one of the words should be buhbuhbuhbuh. John Green
Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked. How...
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Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked. How would I know? What, am I an expert in the study of pee? John Green
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Well, " Ben went on, "someone should just tell her to come on home, because she can find the world's largest balls right here in Orlando, Florida. They're located in a special display case known as 'my scrotum.'" Radar laughed, and Ben continued. "I mean seriously. My balls are so big that when you order french fries from McDonald's, you can choose one of four sizes: small, medium, large, and my balls. . John Green
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Standing before this building, I learn something about fear. I learn that it is not the idle fantasies of someone who maybe wants something important to happen to him, even if the important thing is horrible. It is not the disgust of seeing a dead stranger, and not the breathlessness of hearing a shotgun pumped outside of Becca Arrington’s house. This cannot be addressed by breathing exercises. This fear bears no analogy to any fear I knew before. This is the basest of all possible emotions, the feeling that was with us before we existed, before this building existed, before the earth existed. This is the fear that made fish crawl onto dry land and evolve lungs, the fear that teaches us to run, the fear that makes us bury our dead. . John Green
The way I figure it, everyone gets a miracle.
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The way I figure it, everyone gets a miracle. John Green
People say friends don't destroy each other What do they...
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People say friends don't destroy each other What do they know about friends? John Green
There are so many people. It is easy to forget...
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There are so many people. It is easy to forget how full the world is of people, full to bursting, and each of them imaginable and consistently misimagined. John Green
The longer I do my job the more I realize...
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The longer I do my job the more I realize that humans lack good mirrors. It's so hard for anyone to show us how we look, and so hard for us to show anyone how we feel. John Green
That's always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want...
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That's always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want to be around someone because they're pretty. It's like picking your breakfeast cereals based on color instead of taste. John Green
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Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop once you start. John Green
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Once we got out of Jefferson Park, we rolled down the one window that worked so the world would know we had good taste in music. John Green
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She loved so much misteries tha she became one John Green
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You shall no longer take things at second or third hand.. nor look through the eyes of the dead.. nor feed on the spectres in books. I tramp a perpetual journey All goes onward and outward.. and nothing collapses, And to die is different from what any one supposed, and luckier. If no other in the world be aware I sit content, And if each and all be aware I sit content. The final three stanzas of 'Song of Myself" were also highlighted. I bequeath myself to the dirt to grow from the grass I love, If you want me again look for me under your bootsoles. You will hardly know who I am or what I mean, But I shall be good health to your nevertheless, And filter and fibre your blood. Failing to fetch me at first keep encouraged, Missing me one places search another, I stop some where waiting for you It became a weekend of reading, of trying to see her in the fragments of the poem she'd left for me. I could never get anywhere with the lines, but I kepr thinking about them anyway, becase I didn't want to disappoint her. She wanted me to play out with the string, to find the place where she had stopped and was waiting for me, to follow the bread crumb trail until it dead-ended into her. John Green
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I will play out the string. I will not betray your trust. I will find you. John Green
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Everything looks uglier close up. John Green
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You listen to people so that you can imagine them, and you hear all the terrible and wonderful things people do to themselves and to one another, but in the end the listenin EXPOSES you even more that in exposes the people you're trying to listen to. John Green
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Margo always loved mysteries. And in everything that came afterward, I could never stop thinking that maybe she loved mysteries so much that she became one. John Green
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The gray paint peels off the wall in odd and beautiful patterns, each cracked polygon of paint a snowflake of decay. John Green
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A poem can't do its work if you only read snippets of it. John Green
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We don't suffer from a shortage of metaphors, is what I mean. But you have to be careful which metaphor you choose, because it matters. John Green
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It's easy to like someone from a distance. But when she stopped being this amazing attainable thing or whatever, and started being, like, just a regular girl with a weird relationship with food and frequent crankiness who's kinda bossy, then I had to basically start liking a whole different person. John Green
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I think the future deserves our faith. But it is hard to argue with Emily Dickinson. John Green
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But then the life spans started getting longer, and people started having more and more future, and so they spent more time thinking about it. About the future. And now life has become the future. Every moment of your life is lived for the future... John Green
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Did you know that for pretty much the entire history of human species, the average life span was less than thirty years? You could count on ten years or so of real adulthood, right? There was no planning for retirement. There was no planning for a career. There was no planning. No time for planning. No time for a future. But then the life spans started getting longer, and people started having more and more future, and so they spent more time thinking about it. About the future. And now life has become the future. Every moment of your life is lived for the future - you go to high school so you can go to college so you can get a good job so you can get a nice house so you can afford to send your kids to college so they can get a good job so they can get a nice house so they can afford to send their kids to college. John Green
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Such was life that morning: nothing really mattered that much, not the good things and not the bad ones. We were in the business of mutual amusement, and we were reasonably prosperous." (pg. 18) John Green
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Inside the building, the sun lights up segments of the rotting wooden floor through the many holes in the roof. As I look for her, I register things: the soggy floorboards. The smell of almonds, like her. An old claw-footed bathtub in a corner. So many holes everywhere that this place is simultaneously inside and outside. John Green
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She raised one leg and gave me all her weight as I dipped her. She either trusted me or wanted to fall. John Green