Quotes From "New Rules: Polite Musings From A Timid Observer" By Bill Maher

Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake--you know, to send the right message to kids. Bill Maher

And, corny as it may sound, I do cherish the bond between me and the audience, the minority that follows my stuff and always makes me glad it's us against the world. Bill Maher