Quotes From "My Protector" By Alanea Alder

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Shower sex sucks, " Meryn announced loudly. Elizabeth leaned forward dying to know what prompted that statement. "What happened?"" Slippery surfaces and not the good kind, one." Meryn started ticking off reasons on her fingers. "Water not a natural lubricant, two. Height differences, three. And I got a freaking charley horse right when.." Aiden covered her mouth at that point. Ahh. So someone had fun and someone didn't. Poor Meryn. Alanea Alder
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Do you always drink from a glass?" she finally exploded. Gavriel shook his head. "Over my lifetime, I have fed in nearly every way imaginable. Drinking from a glass is tame is comparison." Meryn started to grin. "Would you drink from a man?" Gavriel nodded. "Would you drink in a van?" she asked, her eyes dancing. "I don't see why not, " he replied. Elizabeth stared as Meryn continued. "Would you drink from an actor?" Again, Gavriel nodded. Laughing, Elizabeth shook her head at Meryn. "Would you drink on a tractor?" Meryn could barely get the words out she was laughing so hard. Gavriel frowned. "Maybe from a farmer if the need were dire. . Alanea Alder
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Speaking of my things, you weren't actually using that darling little study were you?" sheasked sweetly. Her mate's eyes narrowed. "Why?""Because I am commandeering it for my closet."" Closet? My study is over three hundred square feet." His shocked expression was adorable." Good point. Do you use the library as well?" He stared unblinking. "Yes, actually I do."" Oh well. I'll need to call in a contractor to remodel the study into functional wardrobe. Alanea Alder