Quotes From "Mommy Knows Worst: Highlights From The Golden Age Of Bad Parenting Advice" By James Lileks

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If Mother had to be told not to shove the entire brick of Ivory up Junior's hindquarters, constipation is the least of his problems. James Lileks
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If you can pick the baby up without him squirting our of your hands like a bar of soap in the shower, he's not oiled up enough. James Lileks