Quotes From "M*A*S*H Episode Guide: Details All 251 Episodes With Plot Summaries Searchable Companion To Dvds Blu Ray And Box..." By

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Inside that Colonel, there's a private that needs to be cuddled and held just like the rest of us." Hawkeye Unknown
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Colonel Henry Blake, a surgeon: "I can paint a barn with someone else's blood. I just can't stand to see my own. Unknown
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Shaving was invented to kill time before a date. Unknown
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Are you dedicated to your patient or your ego? Unknown
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What's a man worth without love ? $.89 worth of chemicals." Hawkeye Pierce Unknown
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Do you really understand all this army stuff? It helps not to be too bright, sir. Unknown