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Rich people show their appreciation through favors. When everyone you know has more money than they know what to do with, money stops being a useful transactional tool. So instead you offer favors. Deals. Quid pro quos. Things that involve personal involvement rather than money. Because when you're that rich, your personal time is your limiting factor.John Scalzi
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Simply put, she was the one who had to put up with me. That she did so with love and patience and encouragement instead of strangling me, throwing my remains into a wood chipper, and then pretending she had never been married to me at all is a testament to the fact that she is, in fact, the single best person I know.John Scalzi
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When you're a kid all you want to do is be somewhere else.John Scalzi
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You say ‘cure.’ I hear ‘you’re not human enough.John Scalzi
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It's not an effective protest if it's not pissing people off.John Scalzi