Quotes From "Just Plain Weird" By Tom Upton

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...Life is much simpler if you don’t notice anything.... Tom Upton
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Do you realize how hard it is to keep your mind clear when somebody’s telling you to keep your mind clear? Tom Upton
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You can’t believe in fate only when it sends you something you want, only when things turn out right. You have to accept what fate sends you or doesn’t send you, no matter whether or not you like it. Tom Upton
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If you just go with the flow, no matter what weird things happen along the way, you always end up exactly where you belong. Tom Upton
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"Well-- I don’t know-- the cops might not respond too well to you looking through their windows with a telescope." Tom Upton
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I don’t believe it! You’re still interested in the girl, despite the fact that she might be some kind of alien. Does this sickness of yours have any bounds? Tom Upton
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I’ve always found wildlife very calming-- except when animals are eating each other, of course. Tom Upton
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Who in their right mind counts the tiles on the floor when they go visiting a neighbor? Tom Upton
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It was at this time that I formed one of my own insights: it was strange how intelligent people, like Raffles, without being asked, freely spout off their insights and actually expect less intelligent people, like me, to be interested. Tom Upton
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It wasn’t human nature to leave things alone. It was normal for people to try to fix things that didn’t need to be fixed; or, infinitely worse, trying to fix things that were broken, because some things are meant to be broken-- Tom Upton