Quotes From "If The Mind Fits Shrink It" By Brian Spellman

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My son, I don’t believe in God, prayer, afterlife or miracles. You may disagree with me on all of these. I’d prefer that you agree and reserve rebellion and independence over important issues instead. Brian Spellman
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If you see me standing on my head, I'm trying to cheer you up with my frown. I need my honesty, you my pleasantry. Brian Spellman
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Fifty percent of life is ninety percent indecisive. The rest is confusing. Brian Spellman
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Where have you been all of your life? Brian Spellman
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Kindness knows no kind. Brian Spellman
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If you want to commit suicide why tell anyone? They'd ruin everything. Brian Spellman
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Months after my wrists ripping, a talk therapist referred to the act as self-hatred. Until then nobody had said this to me. Did everyone presume that I already knew so? People say it all the time. It’s safer to draw this conclusion. Throw in cowardice and you have an insulated public. I was not enraged at all. I was panic stricken. How could I hate myself for wanting to stop such physical sickness and terror? Mine was an act of caretaking, compassion, love. You cannot share this insight with therapists because they think such encourages recurrence. Have you ever stopped diarrhea with a prayer? If you have to go, you go. If you have to die, you die. Brian Spellman
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Babies are never suicidal. Hard lives, not hard boiled eggs do that. Brian Spellman
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There's an ad for every vice. That's advice. Brian Spellman
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The brain is unreliable. It relies on lies. Brian Spellman
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It's not how I take tragic news but how I make tragic views that unscrews me. Brian Spellman
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Dreams don't come true, they are true. Brian Spellman
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A broken shoelace can strangle me. Brian Spellman
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It's no longer time to take sides for or against race, rather sides against those who still do. Brian Spellman
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To Americans, either/or means both. Brian Spellman
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I say there is no darkness but ignorance, " said William Shakespeare. How would he know, he knew everything? Brian Spellman
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A good night's sleep counts healthy sheep. Brian Spellman
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Feed a squirrel and he'll leave you alone every day. Brian Spellman