Quotes From "I Suck At Girls" By Justin Halpern

... human beings fear the unknown. So, whatever's freaking you...
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... human beings fear the unknown. So, whatever's freaking you out, grab it by the balls and say hello. Justin Halpern
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Advice is bullshit. It's just one asshole's opinion. Justin Halpern
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You stand in front of an electric fence and whip your dick out to take a piss on it, it's pretty clear you're about to make a mistake. Other than that, you pretty much have no way of knowing. Justin Halpern
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I can't help but think about things critically. Sometimes it can be a curse. What I wouldn't give every once in a while to be a blithering idiot skipping through life with shit in my pants like it's a goddamned party. Justin Halpern