Quotes From "I Could Pee On This: And Other Poems By Cats" By Francesco Marciuliano

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You can't hold someone who Wants to leave You can't clutch a memory As if it were today You can't take an insult Close to heart You can't grasp for glory From your chair You can't seize life Thinking only of loss And you can't grab a laser pointer dot On the wall No matter how much you try These hard-earned truths I give to you Francesco Marciuliano
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The leaf twirls gently To the dry ground The flake tumbles lightly To the snow mound The lightning falls mightily To the earth with a crash And I plummet sleepily From the fridge to the trash. Such is nature's way Francesco Marciuliano
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LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME INLET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME INLET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME INLET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME INLET ME IN LET ME I-Oh, uh, hello I did not expect an answer I did not expect an entrance I did not expect this room to be so unbelievably dull So, uh, goodbye Francesco Marciuliano
4
On the edge of a laughing teacup Did Kubla Kat decree The the corn fritter festooned with medals Shall make the brownies free And so the walls turned to water To let our sorrows drown As the chairs burned themselves for warmth So they need not face the clown Then the spoons burst into song And all the forks they understood As I stared at my talking claws Becasue this catnip is just that good Francesco Marciuliano