Quotes From "How To Be An Alien In England: A Guide To The English" By Angela Kiss

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Sometimes you see English people going out to pub, bar or disco with friends, standing awkwardly together drinking beer or gin and tonic and waiting for something ‘romantic’ to happen. Usually nothing happens apart from everybody getting drunk, which is hardly romantic. So, typically, instead of meeting Mr or Miss Right they meet Mr or Miss Right Now, which lasts as long as there is enough alcohol circulating in the blood vessel. Angela Kiss
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Dating in England is different. First of all because English people don’t like at all other people knowing them, and second, because English people are romantically impaired. Angela Kiss