Quotes From "Horse Latitudes" By Quentin R. Bufogle

A little stupid is like a little forest fire. If...
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A little stupid is like a little forest fire. If you happen upon some stupid, please stomp it out before it spreads. Quentin R. Bufogle
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What's this business about the 'little man in the canoe?' If it's big enough for a canoe, it's too big for me. Quentin R. Bufogle
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Stop praying. Get off your knees and do something. There's only one particular need that can be effectively addressed while in the kneeling position. If yours pertains to anything else, then please, seek help elsewhere. 'God helps those who help themselves' is just the Church's way of telling you that it's all a sham. You're really on your own. Quentin R. Bufogle
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The difference between an atheist and a person of faith? One additional religion in the crazy column. You believe that all religions except yours are crazy. I believe that all religions including yours are crazy. Quentin R. Bufogle
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Forget 'pray the gay away.' I you're more turned on by an AR-15 than a pair of tits, time for some serious therapy. Time for all you gun-humpers to come out of the closet. Is this really about the 2nd Amendment and self-defense -- or just a pathetic fetish for guys with tiny pee-pees? Quentin R. Bufogle
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It's a random universe. Shit happens. Good people get stage 4 cancer and dipshits win the lottery. There is no justice. Everything doesn't always come out square in the end. Life isn't some elegant math equation -- it's a Sergio Leone screenplay and everyone gets snuffed. Not all of us have to ante up for our portion of the tab. Some get to do the ol' dine 'n' dash. Quentin R. Bufogle