Quotes From "Her Best Friend" By Sarah Mayberry

She was an idiot. An adorable, gorgeous, feisty, funny, sweet,...
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She was an idiot. An adorable, gorgeous, feisty, funny, sweet, sexy idiot. Sarah Mayberry
You realise you’re going to owe me dinner after this,...
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You realise you’re going to owe me dinner after this, right?”“ How does McDonald’s sound?”“ Inadequate. Sarah Mayberry
If I let you go are you going to hit...
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If I let you go are you going to hit me again?”“ What do you think?”“ Then I’m not going to let you go. Sarah Mayberry
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Is there somebody out there? Amy, is that you?” her mother called.“ No. Tell me this isn’t happening.” Quinn rested his forehead against hers. “Has she got a wiretap on you or something? I swear, she’s like a walking hard-on detector.” Amy bit her lip, trying not to laugh. Quinn levered himself up on his arms.“ Mrs. P., if you value your life, you’ll go back inside and turn off the light right now. Sarah Mayberry
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Three Denises wobbled in front of her, all of them watching her with fond concern. “You’re a sweetie. I appreciate you cheering me on from the sidelines. But I think I need to go to the bathroom now and throw up. Sarah Mayberry