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He [Ranger] stopped in front of my parents' house, and we both looked to the door. My mother and my grandmother were standing there, watching us." I'm not sure I feel comfortable about the way your grandma looks at me, " Ranger said.[ Stephanie] "She wants to see you naked."" I wish you hadn't told me that, babe."" Everyone I know wants to see you naked."" And you?"" Never crossed my mind." I held my breath when I said it, and I hoped God wouldn't stike me down dead for lying.Janet Evanovich
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I don't need handcuffs to enslave a woman." -Ranger to StephanieJanet Evanovich
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He [Ranger] peeled my [Stephanie] clothes off and wrangled me into bed. And then suddenly he was inside me. He once told me that time spent with him would ruin me for all other men. When he said it, I thought it was an outrageous threat. I no longer though it outrageous.Janet Evanovich
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Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.Janet Evanovich
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I failed math twice, never fully grasping probability theory. I mean, first off, who cares if you pick a black ball or a white ball out of the bag? And second, if you’re bent over about the color, don’t leave it to chance. Look in the damn bag and pick the color you want.Janet Evanovich
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My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco,Janet Evanovich
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Tastykakes are just another of the many advantages of living in Jersey. They’re made in Philly and shipped to Trenton in all their fresh squishiness. I read once that 439, 000 Butterscotch Krimpets are baked every day. And not a heck of a lot of them find their way to New Hampshire. All that snow and scenery and what good does it do you without Tastykakes?Janet Evanovich