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All good books are about everything, abbreviated.Andrew Smith
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I began to consider the fact that maybe history is actually the great destroyer of free will.Andrew Smith
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Coffee is a girl who never tells a boy no.Andrew Smith
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History chews up sexually uncertain boys, and spits us out as recycled, generic greeting cards for lonely old men.Andrew Smith
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I love how, whenever you tell me a story, you go backwards and forwards and tell me everything else that could possibly be happening in every direction, like an explosion. Like a flower blooming.Andrew Smith
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We made this stupid rule and this stupid rule. Boys are not allowed to love each other. Then we painted a bison on the wall.Andrew Smith
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Readers of history may decide that joking while two guys are driving around through a town that has recently been slaughtered by six-foot-tall praying mantis beasts with shark-tooth-studded arms is in poor taste. It is. But that is exactly what real boys have always done when confronted with the brutal aftermath of warfare.Andrew Smith
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You must be crazy, after all, if a bird loves you.Andrew Smith
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History shows that an examination of the personal collection of titles in any man’s library will provide something of a glimpse into his soul.Andrew Smith
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There is something inside all boys that drives us to go away again and again and again.Andrew Smith