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Marcus looked down. “Ah, man! This was my favorite shirt. Who tore it?” he asked, trying to pull the ragged edges together.Ripley Patton
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...but I’d learned a long time ago that the worse things are, the more people lie about them.Ripley Patton
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My dad was nothing but a bingo call.Ripley Patton
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You know, ” he said, “P.S.S. Piss Camp.” “Yeah, I get it, ” I said, “It’s just not funny.Ripley Patton
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Let’s just say, there’s not much of a moon out tonight, ” Nose continued anyway, “but if Yale joined us, there would be.Ripley Patton