Quotes From "Get A Clue" By Jill Shalvis

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He held up his hand, and in it was... Oh, God. The neon-pink vibrator, glowing in the dark now. It was following her, stalking her, all the way down the yellow brick road to hell. Jill Shalvis
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I've heard that men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. Jill Shalvis
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Note to self-give serious thought to becoming an alcoholic. Jill Shalvis
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Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card... Jill Shalvis
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A few moments ago, he'd had her up against a wall, skirt shoved up to her belly button, hands in her panties, his fingers driving her straight to oblivion, and now.. now he was this intense, cool, calm, and collected man. With a gun. " Breanne. Are you ok?" She stared at him. He had his shirt loose and draped over the bulge of his gun. He looked rough-and-tumble. Baddass. Damn it, she had a serious weakness for badass. Jill Shalvis
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He was just drifting off when he heard her soft whisper. "Cooper?" "Still here." Maybe she'd changed her mind about the sheet. The thought made his body twitch. Yeah, she was going to toss that damn thing aside and roll toward him. She'd wrap that hot little bod tight to his, and he'd --- "Thank you." Breanne said very quietly. He blinked. "Thank you? He slid his hand down to cup himself. Still hard. Nope, he hadn't missed anything.. Jill Shalvis
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We could sit around and talk if you'd like."" Okay." She crossed her arms and tried to look casual. "So what's up?" " Considering what you're wearing beneath that sheet, and what we just heard in the hallway, you might want to rephrase that particular statement. Jill Shalvis
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She wished now she'd brought that vibrator as a flashlight instead of leaving it on the couch. Jill Shalvis
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Damn. A dead body. I hate it when that happens. Jill Shalvis
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If I call him back here, " Cooper whispered in her ear, "will you crawl up my body again? Jill Shalvis
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Welcome, " the man said in utter contradiction to his urban street clothes. He eyed the vibrator in Cooper's hand but whatever his thoughts were on a guy wielding a vibrator, he kept to himself. "I'll get some candles. Jill Shalvis