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My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.Darynda Jones
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If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.Darynda Jones
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Paperwork wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for all the paper. And the work.Darynda Jones
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Since I had a soft spot for zombies and my curiosity was killing me, I opted for plan Z.Darynda Jones
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I’m currently unsupervised It frisks me out too but the possibilities are endlessDarynda Jones
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Does Uncle Bob have anything?"" I heard he has an STD.""I mean on the women."" Oh, I have no idea if they have any STDs.Darynda Jones
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You still owe me a million dollars." I'd presented him with a bill for proving his innocence and getting him freed from prison. He had yet to pay. Couldn't imagine why." Yeah, I was hoping we could work that out."" The interest alone is going to kill you."" What do you charge?"" Three hundred eighty-seven percent."" Is that ethical?"" It's as ethical as my dating the son of Satan.Darynda Jones
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Can I brush your hair?” she asked as she led the way, her disposition doing a 180 on a dime. Kids. Can’t live with ’em. Can’t eat ’em for lunch.Darynda Jones