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Jack didn’t fully get Jesus. Audrey tried to explain it, and he could repeat it back to her, word for word, but he still didn’t comprehend most of it. The best he could gather was that Jesus lived long ago, told people to be nice, and they killed him for it. At the end, he asked who was Jesus’ necromancer and if he was in the Bible, then Kaldar couldn’t stop laughing and had to sit down.Ilona Andrews
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Just stay close to us. If we get in trouble, we'll kill everything.Ilona Andrews
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You're right, my problems are the biggest problems ever, " George said. "No, honestly, it's horrible to be me. I'm rich, talented, and I make girls cry."" How do you make girls cry, exactly?" George turned to her. His blue eyes widened. His lovely face took on a forlorn, deeply troubled expression. He leaned forward, and, in a theatrical whisper, said, "My past is tragic. I wouldn't want to burden you with it. It's a pain I must suffer alone. In the rain. In silence. .Ilona Andrews
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Did I hurt you in the parking lot?"" No, m'lady. I fell, so I could put a tracker on your car." Great.Ilona Andrews
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At the door, Audrey called, "Are you coming?"" No, just breathing hard, love." He glanced at her and was rewarded by an outraged glare, followed by, "Oh, my God!Ilona Andrews
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This doesn't mean you're getting a discount." Audrey heaved a mock sigh. "Oh well. I guess I'll have to ply you with sexual favors, then." Gnome choked on the soup. "I'm old enough to be your grandfather! " Audrey winked at him, gathering the empty bags. "But you're not.Ilona Andrews
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That's all right, " she told him. "I can manage. I can sleep outside just fine." Four pairs of eyes looked at her with a distinctly male skepticism.Ilona Andrews
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The only way to make sure that the Hand didn't get to you would have been to kill your brother. I could've done it, but I didn't. I just gave him some drugs."" You gave an addict in rehab drugs, and you want credit for it?"" Of course it sounds bad when you put it that way.Ilona Andrews
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Audrey turned to him, a sly little spark hiding in her eyes. "THe only man who gets to call me'love' would be waking up next to me after a very, very fun nIlona Andrews
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And I meant to tell you: that was a one-in-a-thousand shot." She raised her hand. "Don't.""It was awesome, " George confirmed. "It really was, " Jack said. "His head exploded.Ilona Andrews
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Breaking into the house in the middle of the night just wasn't his style. He did his best work in plain view, and, usually, his tongue was doing mostIlona Andrews
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An evil spark flared in his eyes. "Trade: raccoon for some answers.Ilona Andrews
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If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.Ilona Andrews