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When a man cheats, it is said it is because he is a dog. When a woman cheats, it is said it is because her man is a dog.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Homophobia is the ignorant and arrogant assumption that copulation and reproduction is all there is to a relationship.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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A salary is, to a man's employer, what his wife's vagina is to his wife: a tool used to (1) reward; and (2) control him.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Looking at what 'foreplay' is, 'sexual intercourse' is a game.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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As common as unplanned sex. As uncommon as a planned child.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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When the going gets tough: the poor close their eyes, the rich open their wallets.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Marriage converts a player into a polygamist.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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We are all born agnostics. Atheism and theism is sold to us.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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To most Americans, a dog is a potential mate. To some Chinese, a dog is potential meat.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Religion is a non-alcoholic man's alcohol. Alcohol is a non-religious man's religion.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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If heaven really exists: then, technically, living is an activity that believers keep themselves busy with – while they wait for their death.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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What to wear: An employee chooses. How to dress: His employer chose.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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If man was a logical creature: his last suspect–namely, his mouth–was going to be the first; whenever he thinks that someone, or, something is smelly.Mokokoma Mokhonoana