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A dancer on break approached him. She smiled. Each tooth was angled in a different direction, as if her mouth were the masterwork of a mad orthodontist. "Hi, " she said. "Hi." "You're really cute." "I don't have any money." She spun and walked away. Ah, romance.Harlan Coben
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He tried to read, but the words swam in front of his eyes in meaningless waves. He put on the television. Nick at Nite, the cultural equivalent of aerosol cheese.Harlan Coben