Quotes From "Cupids Academy: The Miseducation Of Mergatroyd Love God In Training" By Tai

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Since my trips to Earth, I've only managed to assemble a few basics facts about humans, condensing them in to four, overall points: kids got Reese's, teens got recess, adults got recessions, and seniors got receding. Tai
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Instantly, the pair fell to groping one other as if each had puff the magic dragon at a rock concert in Woodstock. Tai
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…you know how hard it is to be utterly, drop dead gorgeous, " she said, twirling that shiny instrument of torture she liked to call her hair. Tai