Quotes From "Cold Cereal" By Adam Rex

This is where you all live?
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This is where you all live?" Asked John as they ascended the stairs. "It's small."" This is just our Thanksgiving house, " Scott muttered. "We have a house for every day of the year. Adam Rex
Sneaky would be a lime-green Volkswagen. Nobody would suspect the...
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Sneaky would be a lime-green Volkswagen. Nobody would suspect the assassins in the lime-green Volkswagen. Adam Rex
Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in...
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Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren't. Adam Rex
Stealing is good, honest work,
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Stealing is good, honest work, " Said the theif, puffing out his chest. "Well, not honest, strictly speaking, " he admitted after a moment. "Or actually good. Adam Rex
Sorry I'm late,
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Sorry I'm late, " Ms. Egami said to the class. She dropped her papers, which scattered in that special way papers do when one is running late. Adam Rex
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The Freemen have 987 levels of membership, the first three of which are achieved merely by filling out an application. The 8th level is granted upon full acceptance into the local lodge, the 13th following Initiation, the 21st at the end of the Initiate's second week, and the 89th the first time he brings snacks. Adam Rex
He spun out enough toilet paper to vandalize a house...
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He spun out enough toilet paper to vandalize a house and carefully cleaned the seat. Adam Rex
Project: Potential was a separate class that the gifted students...
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Project: Potential was a separate class that the gifted students went to for an hour each day. The name was supposed to make it exciting, like Code Name: Cursive or Mission: State Capitals. Adam Rex
Scottish Play Doe was born at 4:13 a.m. on September...
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Scottish Play Doe was born at 4:13 a.m. on September 6th. The ink was barely dry on his father's new tattoo. Adam Rex
Polly Esther Doe was born at 8:03 a.m. on August...
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Polly Esther Doe was born at 8:03 a.m. on August 14. Adam Rex
There's a little bit of magic in every box!
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There's a little bit of magic in every box! Adam Rex