Quotes From "Castle Hangnail" By Ursula Vernon

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Let's take a minute to talk about spellbooks, since, in this day and age when magic is no longer taught in schools (or is, at best, an elective like Home Economics), very few people have the experience with spellbooks that they used to. Ursula Vernon
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Dragons have been known to have staring contests with mountains. They usually win. Ursula Vernon