Quotes From "Cartoonists Book Camp" By Brian Spellman

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If the mind fits, shrink it. Brian Spellman
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I hate feeling hate but feeling nothing feels worse. Brian Spellman
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Life is short unless agony is long. Brian Spellman
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If you only go around once in life, then why has that one gone around more than once? Brian Spellman
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There is a meaning of life but I've been sworn to secrecy. Brian Spellman
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Ultimate meaning is meaningless. Meaning meaning means everything else. Brian Spellman
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I learned to smile, avoiding happiness advice. Brian Spellman
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I've been coerced into free will. Brian Spellman
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I forgot what I was going to think. Brian Spellman
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An apple a day feeds the tapeworm to stay. Brian Spellman
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I love objectivity when mine. Brian Spellman
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I can't prove it yet know it when I seem it. Brian Spellman
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My life is so bad that it's worse than it really is. Brian Spellman
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Okay, you won our shitty little argument. Pass the world. Brian Spellman
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The first casualty of war is casual wear. Brian Spellman
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Peace ain't worth fighting for. Brian Spellman
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First, let me finish. Then interrupt. Brian Spellman
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Don't stay in this now. You'll fall behind. Brian Spellman
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I recovered from recovering so no longer celebrate not doing bad things to defend myself as good. I added new bad for good measure. Brian Spellman
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I was accused of always acting superior. Always means being, not acting. Brian Spellman
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My secret to maintaining a youthful appearance? Immaturity. Brian Spellman
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I finally decided what I want to be when I grow up - late. Brian Spellman
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Mom lied. The crust is the shittiest part. Brian Spellman
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I can't name just one example. Then there's only one. Brian Spellman