Quotes From "Brainiac: Adventures In The Curious Competitive Compulsive World Of Trivia Buffs" By Ken Jennings

What are those bulb things you're slicing?
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What are those bulb things you're slicing?"" You've never seen fennel? It looks like celery and tastes like licorice. Ken Jennings
I pick up Dylan. He certainly takes after his father:...
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I pick up Dylan. He certainly takes after his father: about three-quarters of his body weight seems to be head, and three-quarters of that is ears. Ken Jennings