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See, some people politely encourage their tone-deaf friends to sing. Some people even convince them to go on live television and audition for national competitions. But me? I am not that friend.Sarah Ockler
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Mom asked for a cupcake miracle? Well, here comes the freaking holy angel of icing, at your service. --Sarah Ockler
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I'm not sure if you even want me around or if you just feel sorry for me. I'm not sure of anything.Sarah Ockler
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Her eyes flashed, hot and angry, like lightening cutting through a red sunset.Tyffani Clark Kemp
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Each of us humans has a moment-if not many-in which we lapse. for some, the transgression involves sex. for others, simply doubt or a rage so all encompassing, it impels us to make irreversible decisions.but whatever the transgression is doesn't really matter. what matters is that lapsing is our fate. we humans are doomed to it. worse, it is our destiny to look back longingly, with nostalgia, at our world before we changed, at who we were Before.we can never forget.but we can never go back.Miranda BeverlyWhittemore
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Have some carrots. They're good for your eyes."" Then you have some fries. They're good for your... I don't know. They're just good.Sarah Ockler
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I've never met a problem a proper cupcake couldn't fix.Sarah Ockler
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He turned the entire living room into an airport, complete with a four-foot-high LEGO traffic control tower and a fleet of paper planes, plastic army pilots taped safely into their cockpits. From deep beneath the couch, a large utility flashlight illuminates some sort of..landing strip? I crouch down for a better look. Oh. My. God.Stuck to the carpet in parallel, unbroken paths from one wall to the other are two lanes of brand-new maxi pads. Plastic dinosaurs stand guard at every fourth pad—triceratops and T rexes on one side, brontosauruses and pterodactyls on the other—protecting the airport from enemy aircraft and/or heavy flow.Sarah Ockler
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Everyone says that the internet is so awesome because you can connect with people from all over the world, but I think it’s the opposite. The internet doesn’t make it easier to connect with anyone–it just makes it so you don’t really have to.Sarah Ockler
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But once in a while, you pick the right thing, the exact best thing. Every day, the moment you open your eyes and pull off your blankets, that's what you hope for. The sunshine on your face, warm enough to make you heart sing.Sarah Ockler
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My libido was like a Golden Retriever puppy, ready to jump all over him and lick his face. Down, girl.Sarina Bowen
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Would 'sorry' have made any difference? Does it ever? It's just a word. One word against a thousand actions.Sarah Ockler