Quotes From "Bitter Is The New Black: Confessions Of A Condescending Egomaniacal Selfcentered Smartass Or Why You Should Never Carry..." By Jen Lancaster

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You know what? We need a recession in this country, because that would finaly weed out al the subnormal, underdeveloped, stupefied, puerile people in this workforce. Jen Lancaster
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Owning a dog is slightly less expensive than being addicted to crack. Jen Lancaster