Quotes From "Assholes Finish First" By Tucker Max

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No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you because of it. Pretending to be something you aren't because you're trying to please a bunch of judgmental hypocrites and shitheads is not the way to be happy. Living the life you want to live is. It really is that simple. Tucker Max
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Leave it up to hipster nerds to pretend to hate something that they actually want Tucker Max
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If people try to judge you or shame you for doing safe, consensual things that make you happy, I can guarantee you they're bad people. Tucker Max