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Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.Eoin Colfer
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It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.Eoin Colfer
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I don't like lollipops.Eoin Colfer
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A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old.Eoin Colfer
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I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?Eoin Colfer
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Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.Eoin Colfer
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Shut up, Julius! I mean, quiet a moment, Commander.Eoin Colfer
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This was business.Eoin Colfer
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Time to do what he did best - plot dastardly acts.Eoin Colfer
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Tonight, history was going to be made. And it wasn't the discovery-of-radium, first-man-on-the-moon happy kind of history. It was the Spanish-Inquisition, here-comes-the- Hindenburg bad kind of history.Eoin Colfer
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No one's ever really ready for a troll.Eoin Colfer
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... even one centimetre can make an awful lot of difference when you don't have many to spare.Eoin Colfer
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The thing about a diversion is that it has to be diverting.Eoin Colfer
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Ambition had a price, and that price was friendship.Eoin Colfer
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Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.Eoin Colfer
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It was no time for mercy, it was time to terminate with extreme prejudice.Eoin Colfer
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... desperate times required judicious risk-taking.Eoin Colfer
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What's this?" he inquired, none too pleasantly. "A circus?"" No, Julius. It's the end of the circus."" I see. And these are the clowns?" Foaly's head poked through the doorway." Pardon me for interrupting your extended circus metaphor, but what the hell is that?Eoin Colfer