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If a picture paints a thousand words, then a naked picture paints a thousand words without any vowels....Josh Stern
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It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailingJosh Stern
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Be nice to people on your way up, because you'll land on them on your way downJosh Stern
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Dr. Suess said: 'Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened..' I tell my dates: 'Don't cry because it happened, smile because it's overJosh Stern
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Friends might lose touch but never lose feelingsJosh Stern
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At this point in my life, beaming confidence is largely a matter of mind over bladder controlJosh Stern
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I hate pulling out... I mean, I'm really bad at the whole parking thing....Josh Stern
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The true genius of a Woman is her subtle flair in creating the illusion that you are the smart oneJosh Stern
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Women need a reason to have sex, while men just need an angleJosh Stern
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When she says 'I've never done this before" she just means with youJosh Stern
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Dating should really be more like furniture store commercials.... I would love to' pay no interest for 6 monthsJosh Stern
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Does speed dating necessarily end up in a quickie divorce....?Josh Stern
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I started to enjoy the regal sport of cockfighting... but I'm still having trouble getting the hang of windmilling the bayonetJosh Stern
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It's one thing if your hobby is to put ships inside a bottle, but a deer in the headlights!. .. That's a real talentJosh Stern
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I love Shark Week, where all kids under 12 swim for freeJosh Stern
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When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service….that's no chocolate on the pillowJosh Stern
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Come Hell or High Water" usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tubJosh Stern
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If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculatorJosh Stern
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The only difference between me and a madman is that he has the certificationJosh Stern
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Don't you wish we all lived in black light.... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know itJosh Stern
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It can't be wrong, if it feels so wrongJosh Stern
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The only drinking problem I've ever had, is figuring out why I'm still stuck in this salad spinnerJosh Stern
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Date rape is just plain moronic when you consider how slutty figs areJosh Stern
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I've always been a poor sport and a sore loser...any other behavior might encourage a repeat performanceJosh Stern