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It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.Lewis Carroll
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It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.Lewis Carroll
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Begin at the beginning, " the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop.Lewis Carroll
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Have i gone mad?im afraid so, but let me tell you something, the best people usualy are.Lewis Carroll
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Take some more tea, " the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly." I've had nothing yet, " Alice replied in an offended tone, "so I can't take more." than nothing." opinion, " said Alice.Lewis Carroll
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Lastly, she pictured to herself how this same little sister of hers would, in the after-time, be herself a grown woman; and how she would keep, through all her riper years, the simple and loving heart of her childhood: and how she would gather about her other little children, and make their eyes bright and eager with many a strange tale, perhaps even with the dream of Wonderland of long ago: and how she would feel with all their simple sorrows, and find a pleasure in all their simple joys, remembering her own child-life, and the happy summer days.Lewis Carroll
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What is the use of a book, ' thought Alice, 'without pictures or conversations?'"- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland, Ch. 1Lewis Carroll
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Cat: Where are you going? Alice: Which way should I go? Cat: That depends on where you are going. Alice: I don’t know. Cat: Then it doesn’t matter which way you go.Lewis Carroll
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She generally gave herself very good advice (though she very seldom followed it), and sometimes she scolded herself so severely as to bring tears into her eyes;Lewis Carroll
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Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality.Lewis Carroll
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It'll be no use their putting their heads down and saying "Come up again, dear! " I shall only look up and say "Who am I then? Tell me that first, and then, if I like being that person, I'll come up: if not, I'll stay down heretill I'm somebody else"--but, oh dear! ' cried Alice, with a sudden burstof tears, 'I do wish they WOULD put their heads down! I am so VERY tiredof being all alone here!Lewis Carroll
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If there is no meaning in it, " said the King, "that saves a world of trouble, you know, as we needn't try to find any. And yet I don't know.Lewis Carroll
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Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?"" That depends a good deal on where you want to get to."" I don't much care where —""Then it doesn't matter which way you go.Lewis Carroll
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Be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn, In that case, you should always be a unicorn.Elle Lothlorien
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You can donate marrow for her, Alice Faye, you can’t cure her. You can win a poker tournament, but that won’t make her want to live. So I’ll ask you again: Who are you, and what are you doing here? Because Munny sure doesn’t want you to be her, and she wants someone to be out in the world living since she’s got the market cornered on dying right now.Elle Lothlorien
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I slump in my chair, thinking how a narcotic party of one is no party at all.Elle Lothlorien
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Aw, you’re nothing but heart, Mako. Nice valentine in your skull, by the way. Is that temporary or did the Tanaka-kai change their daimon to attract the Powerpuff Girls crowd?Elle Lothlorien
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If you ever pull a switcheroo like that again, Dee, I’m going to offer your boyfriend ten thousand dollars to make out with Alice for two minutes.Elle Lothlorien
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I think it would be prudent to advise you that due to extraordinary circumstances beyond our control, the original plan we had for participating in and extending the duration of the IPT Main Event has been drastically altered, specifically as it pertains to certain individuals competing–Elle Lothlorien
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I want to kiss my brother for being so tactful. Rabbit looks grateful as well, and I can only imagine what it would be like to trot out your embarrassing 'enjo kosai' problem in front of your sister, your former love-interest of a couple of weeks, and her two siblings.Elle Lothlorien