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You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm. It's really funny.Brandon Sanderson
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People can do great things. However, there are some things they just CAN'T do. I, for instance, have not been able to transform myself into a Popsicle, despite years of effort.Brandon Sanderson
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By now, it is probably very late at night, and you have stayed up to read this book when you should have gone to sleep. If this is the case, then I commend you for falling into my trap. It is a writer's greatest pleasure to hear that someone was kept up until the unholy hours of the morning reading one of his books. It goes back to authors being terrible people who delight in the suffering of others. Plus, we get a kickback from the caffeine industry..Brandon Sanderson
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The ending of a book is, in my experience, both the best and worst part to read. For the ending will often determine whether you love or hate the book. Both emotions lead to disappointment. If the ending was good, and the book was worth your time, then you are left annoyed and depressed because there is no more book to read. However, if the ending was bad, then it's too late to stop reading. You're left annoyed and depressed because you wasted so much time on a book with a bad ending. Therefore, reading is obviously worthless, and you should go spend your time on other, more valuable pursuits. .Brandon Sanderson
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The Librarians control the information... They control what gets read, what gets seen, and what gets learned. Because of that they have power.Brandon Sanderson
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I froze, shocked. (And don't try to claim that you did anything different the first time a government bureaucrat pulled a gun on you.)Brandon Sanderson
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Authors write books for one, and only one, reason: because we like to torture people.Brandon Sanderson
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Doing something brave is much like saying something stupid. You rarely plan on it happening.Brandon Sanderson